Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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He thought he would find another relationship so that his ex would feel I wish I could have him back 😭 but it’s exactly the opposite situation

The words “stranded in Croatia” are revealing in more ways than one. It’s clear he feels he is not needed there anymore, and even goes so far as to mention his girls. But there is another aspect to this. This says everything you need to know about his personal life. Had he had a girlfriend or someone he was “talking to”, he wouldn’t have thought he was stranded there. Those are words of a truly isolated and lonely man. He even made a joke in his “comedy” shtick that women routinely tell him they don’t want a second date. He’s lived there for over 15 years now, yet has no meaningful relationship with anyone besides his two girls whom he is now telling the entire world he has already abandoned emotionally, and if he gets his way, physically.

he is obviously salty having to pay child support

Not sure if he is on a regular basis. I can totally see Lloyd rationalise “well you wanted the divorce, so you take care of them”. If he is, I’m sure he’s claiming poverty due to the nature of his business. It’s probably not much at all and knowing the disposition of his wife, I doubt she’s insisting on a whole lot due to his abusiveness.

if he did move back to the uk

Doubt it. He’d be a joke in Manchester or anywhere in the UK for that matter and he knows it. The cost of living is so horrendous and I doubt he’s moving back there to live in a shit hole flat for the rest of his life. He’d really struggle. But North America or perhaps Western Europe - that’s where I’d put my money on him relocating to. There is a Cedarite somewhere who’d be tickled to have Jabba the Hutt set up studio and living quarters in their basement. Perhaps that crazy cat cunt Rhonda Hample in Ontario. His comedy routine might even be better received there as a British man living abroad is more of a novelty.

Clean toilets Lloyd, whatever you can get to keep paying that guy to be daddy to your two girls

Lazy and entitled people will never do this. Look for this parasite to attach himself to a devoted and generous supporter and make it sound to all his listeners it was all part of the plan and a step forward.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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OK I watched that video. Here are my takeaways:

When he’s unscripted, he’s incredibly dull. He has a habit of returning to the same point over and over again and repeating himself. It is clear though that the shrooms have altered his mind in no small way.

He did offer clues as to what MAY be going on. There is currently yet another mental health crisis, so he’s not doing videos again and thanks those still paying him. And this is like what, not even two months after the last begging video?

The primary reason given for sparking this crisis was the death of Mike Rinder, but he also referred to things happening on the “periphery” which could mean his reaction to Dijana moving on.

The part that got me was after his latest trip, he claimed a type of god-like power in “creating” his two girls and has certain responsibilities that he clearly feels are a burden to him. He then goes on to suggest he doesn’t need to be involved in every aspect of their lives. When considered alongside his stated belief that he feels stranded in Croatia, it is clear he’s searching for a way out and playing the role of an absent parent.

I was going to say what a selfish parent he was but deleted it. Actually Lloyd, the best thing you can do right now is get out of those girl’s lives. They don’t need you and judging by your last video, you are actually harming them. Take your fortune cookie wisdom and fuck off for good, you hapless sack of shit.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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I am reading all this talk about Dijana supposedly having a serious relationship with someone. Serious enough that people here are referring to him as these girls’ “step-dad”.

As wondrous as it would be for those two girls to have someone other than Jabba the Hutt in their life as a male role model, where’s the evidence of this? I can’t see anything on her FB or Instagram, though admittedly I am not a friend so it could be visible for friends only.

Anyone have pics or SM posts referring to this supposed new man?

On a more playful note, imagine the sheer amount of material this new guy would have. “Tell me about the ex?”

www.lloydevans.info or the livestream. “So tell

me Di, what didn’t you do for him that made him say you were sexually incompatible?” Imagine asking that question over brunch.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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I just watched the TikTok videos. I don’t think he’s on drugs when he took them. I do think he’s retarded though.

He is getting some serious bags under his eyes and filming that close demonstrates how ugly he is.

He is also STILL using his kids as props though. As someone as so hated as he is, why bring any of that upon his children? They have half of his genes so I think they have suffered enough. If there is anything Evans-related I’d ever consider supporting, it’d be for plastic surgery if any of his daughters inherit his nose.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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Speaking of which, I see that as we move into 2025, his number of paid members on Patreon has risen to 361.

They were at 364 last night and are now at 354. He was at roughly 310 and made yet another begging video. He was expecting a lot more than the 50 he got. He wanted something like 576 and specifically mentioned that on his video.

Jabba the Hutt knows better than anyone that he needs to keep priming the pump (wording!) about donations so that the newbies who have just discovered his channel are reminded that he needs all this money to live on. It is going to be like this from now on. This time last year he was just over 400 so look for him to beg again in about 6 months time due to the lower number of ~~pledges~~ suckers.

Since he reads this, I’ll describe it in a way he can understand:

Lloyd, your begging stunts are like masturbating. You desire the quick dopamine hit, but return to a flaccid state soon after. The more you masturbate, the less of a rush you get. You know you need to space it out more but you just can’t help yourself.

It’s a solo show, dum-dum! You can’t get yourself pregnant!

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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He must be so lonely living in his own in a foreign country where he doesn’t even speak local language

He’s naturally a very socially awkward person so this isn’t as bad for him as it might seem. Anyone who has met him can tell you he has little to say other than general pleasantries about how amazing everyone has been and how beautiful this town is. And of course, prepared statements about the Gooberning Boody.

Even his wife complained that he talked too much about JWs, and true to form - he responded with some drivel about how evil the GB is. It is all in the letter.

Everything wrong with him traces back directly to the GB.

“Lloyd you left a mess in the kitchen!”

“You’re supposed to clean up. See?! The GB put that into my head and it’s next to impossible to fix this behaviour!”

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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Remember Lloyd earned a place in his safe space on a corner of YouTube for exploiting woke ideology, which he used to to cancel and smear people

Leftist YTer David Pakman (who once had Lloyd on his show) absolutely lost his shit over losing 5000 subscribers after the Trump win and said it was happening with many of his colleagues as well. He also singled out paying subs who had dropped. (Sound familiar?). What Pakman conveniently left out was his incessant and confident predictions of a Harris victory which might have clued in more than a few of his subs that he was full of shit.

https://youtu.be/s6D0ngvVEwU?si=tZpcDa6xS0FsWD9z

Perhaps this is what Lloyd was also seeing that led him to make the latest plea for money? In true Jabba the Hutt fashion, David later thanked his followers for making up for the loss after manipulating them with fear to begin with.

Kind of like what Lloyd just did. Create an atmosphere of fear (“this is a video I did not want to make!”), propose a “solution” that also coincidentally benefits him, and thank the wonderful viewers who miraculously saved the channel!

Relax, Lloyd. David’s worth a few million. You can’t afford your daughter’s haircut and still do “daddy told me not to masturbate!” routines for amateur night.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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His problem is he has effectively either deplatformed himself (Twitter/X) or been forced out (Reddit/JWN). Go to his X feed and you’ll find a lonely man speaking to himself with virtually no interaction with others. Huge unforced error by deleting that account and subsequently having it hijacked. He still had a devout following there when he left even though he didn’t rule it like he once had. That platform might have come in handy in reaching more people when begging this time round. But the bully got bullied and thus fell onto his own sword.

YouTube is his own echo chamber. Once exiting JWs find others on social media, they quickly discover Jabba the Hutt isn’t respected the way that he presents himself. They even learn how they have been deceived in donating to him.

The party’s over, folks. There’s no longer such a thing as a free trip to Australia. People still give to Jimmy Swaggart, but try telling your friends that and not get laughed at for throwing your money at an old man hiring prostitutes.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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I don't know if that is Dijana in the photo.

It is. All over her FB and Instagram profiles she has a distinct series of tattoos down her right arm.

Jabba the Hutt is at 350 now which represents a gain of 40. Nothing like the “Things are Bad” begging stunt that netted him close to 300 pledges within a couple days.

Based on the results so far, I believe this one was ill-advised because he only promised jack and jack shit. Just access to him which was already on offer. Even that sounded forced and only a fool would believe that he really valued your opinion and wanted to talk to you. The sketches at the end were lame and not in any way entertaining.

This one is the penis-pump of Lloyd Evans begging videos. A quick rise, but an equally hasty deflation period afterwards with a mess to clean up.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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Has he got any kind of plan to get out of this spiral? Two obvious plans would be improve his channel or else find a job instead. He doesn’t give any indication of doing either.

Evidently his ex-wife has figured this out and has a job. Lloyd seems to be the only holdout.

Key words being “in the car on my way to work”, meaning that she has a real job she needs to get up for and drive to.

Read what else she has to say about learning to love herself. Absolutely shameful and proof positive those two letters Jabba the Hutt sent her were not just a “one-off”.

Notice how he said that Ad revenue gets him $1200 a month but he didn’t mention how much his patron and other begging measures generate.

€1630 is the median wage in Croatia, but that is gross. He’s very close to the median wage there and that is counting only YT revenue, not Patreon, YT subs and the PayPal donations he is soliciting. So he’s probably at least at double the median wage and he still wants more.

Anyone desire to take a guess as to what a 41 year old single mother who hasn’t worked for over 10 years would be earning in Sisak right now?